How often do you stop to see how many fake comments Akismet has removed from your inbox?  I hardly ever think about it, and kudos for Akismet for getting rid of so much junk!  But today for some reason I took a look in the spam box and the hilarious fake comments were outstanding.  I think they deserve their coveted recognition once in a while – so here they are published but without the back link of course!  Sometimes I’m almost tempted to respond back…

Here’s a few of my favourites:

You’re so intelligent. You already know thus significantly on the subject of this matter, made me for my part believe it from so many varied angles.

O gee thanks!  You’re the first person to realize my outstanding intellect.  I’m so flattered…but wait…you don’t really know who I am, do you? 

Hello there, just became alert to your blog through Google, and found that it is truly informative. I’m going to watch out for brussels. I’ll appreciate if you continue this in future.A lot of people will be benefited from your writing. Cheers!

Watch out for Brussels? You mean the impact that my outstanding writing makes on the EU commission? Or perhaps, you intend to avoid the danger of subversive brussel sprouts?

 I say to you, I certainly get irked at the same time as people think about issues that they just don’t realize about. You managed to hit the nail upon the top as neatly as outlined out the whole thing without having side effect , folks can take a signal. Will likely be again to get more. Thank you

Hitting the nail upon the top is why I’m here.  I truly hope to take the cow by the horns and let the crisps fall where they may. Thanks for noticing.